Cool Feeling #8

When Mountain Man flosses his teeth while driving on a highway and you always want to ask "Can you wait until we park the car?" but you hold back because you don't want him to feel criticized... That's a cool feeling.

Cool Feeling #7

When you finally buy a new iPhone after nearly two months of searching and then one day your neighbor, who lives two miles away, comes over and says that he went hiking and found an iPhone and was wondering if it belongs to you and then you find out that it is yours and somehow it survived weeks of pouring rain in the wilderness... That's a cool feeling.

Cool Feeling #5

When you're on Week 3 of not being able to find your phone, but you don't want to buy a new one just yet because you're convinced it's in the house somewhere... That's a cool feeling.

Cool Feeling #4

When a few people tell you that you look like an Asian Kerry Washington, which is a huge compliment, and someone else responds that you look more like Lucy Liu... That's a cool feeling.

Cool Feeling #3

When you make sunny-side up eggs for breakfast and can't find your spatula so you try to be crafty with a wooden spoon that's sitting nearby and you end up f*cking up your eggs... That's a cool feeling.

Cool Feeling #2

When it's 6 a.m. and you're in bed and you have to pee but it's so chilly that you convince yourself to stay under the covers just a little longer and then the morning sun wakes you up so you bolt to the bathroom and when you check the time it's 8 a.m., which means you've held in your pee for an additional two hours... That's a cool feeling.

Cool Feeling #1

When a houseguest wakes up from a nap, comes into the kitchen where you're slaving over a hot stove to make dinner, and asks you: "How long have I been napping for?"... That's a cool feeling.