The Myth of the Eternal 24-Inch Waist

Once upon a time, I had a 24-inch waist. It remained that way for years throughout my twenties. A burger and a side of fries couldn't put a dent in my flat stomach. F you, carbs!!! Heh, heh, heh! "Just wait," my older girlfriends would say. I brushed off their warning and considered myself one of those blessed ones with high metabolism and good genes.

To seal the deal and ensure that I would never allow my waistline to grow beyond this most ideal measurement, I had all of my Prada, Yves Saint Laurent, Balenciaga, and Chanel clothing specially tailored to my skinny-minnie figure. These beautiful clothes were practically sewn onto my body. I wanted to be able to wear them forever, thinking they'd seal in my figure for good. 

Then, I turned 29.

I guess your metabolism does slow down. Even I, who foolishly believed that I was invincible to this fact of life, could not escape it. After being lazy about working out for three months, I found myself with fifteen extra pounds on my hands, or, more accurately: on my cheeks, tummy, hips, and thighs. Disastrous reality. It was a new me, alright. So new that I needed an entirely new wardrobe to match. Nothing zipped up.

Those three months off the track equated to nearly a year of blood, sweat, and tears in the gym. I've lost ten pounds and, as I enter my thirties, I'm now between a 25- and 26-inch waist. Those last five pounds will be the death of me, I tell you!

I learned that nothing lasts forever. Whatever became of those clothes? I certainly didn't account for the fact that my sense of style has changed. As for the 24-inch waist? Who knows, maybe I'll get there again. 

 

 

 

Equinox - SoHo

 

EQUINOX – SOHO
69 Prince Street at Crosby Street
212.334.463


Equinox-SoHo's atmosphere is more boutique-y than other locations and feel more like a well-kept spa than a gym. Cold eucalyptus towel after your workout? Yes, please! ...Ooh! There's Kiehl's products in the locker room, too! If I had to admit to one hang-up, though, maybe it's that some of the classes get really full, but that's only because they're such great classes, taught by instructors who really know what they're doing. A few of my favorites include: Barre Burn, ViPR, Kettlebell Cardio, Monster Cycle, and Purgatory Bootcamp. After you're done, pop down to Juice Generation on the street level for a fresh smoothie!