What's In A Bed?

 "If a guy has black satin sheets, run," said Ashley, emphatically.

I'm pretty sure this rule of thumb also applies to leopard print satin sheets. After all, you can tell a lot about a person by their bed. I'm very into my bed. I love my bed. I may even be in love with it.

"What does my bed say about me?" I wondered aloud, "I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I kind of like it." 

I have a total of eight pillows, my sheets are ivory 600-thread count, and my duvet cover is woven with a jacquard print. 

"I like it!" said Ashley, "It says: This is my throne." 

Pretty much. 

Here are things to watch out for:

  1. A bed with one good pillow and one crappy pillow Guess who's getting the crappy pillow? 
  2. A bed with two crappy pillows Really??? 
  3. People who sleep with teddy bears or porcelain dolls
  4. All navy blue sheets or sheets that are printed like graph paper Let me guess–he is between the age of 26 and 29 years old.
  5. People who do not own a down comforter (or an alternative down comforter) 
  6. Random mix-matched sheets

I would say that you should strive for the bed seen above in this picture, at the very least: four good pillows, a matching sheet set in a high thread count, and a(n) [alternative] down comforter.