Do you ever find difficulty defining who your significant other is? In the traditional order of "significance", I'm talking beyond: f*ck buddy, this girl/guy I'm seeing, boyfriend/girlfriend, fiancé/fiancée, life partner/husband/wife. Is there a term that's more... Transcendent? My boyfriend once said to me: "Life is about energies and vibrations. People can tell when they see us." Can they? I wondered. Then, I thought about Brad and Angelina... And Oprah and Stedman... And I'm just like, Yeah, OK. I see what he means. Meanwhile, he has taken to introducing me, cheekily, as his "ranch wife", which is cool too.