Last night, after our late dinner of shared Jamaican meat patties and plaintains at Melvin's Juice Box/Miss Lily's Bake Shop...
Ashley: You're gonna have to let me treat you to something.
Me: Will it give me cellulite?
Ashley (laughing): Yes.
We walked over to Emack & Bolio's, where she treated me to a scoop of their Grasshopper Pie, mint ice cream with crushed Oreos and chocolate chips.
Side note: I always thought the name of this place was funny. At first, it registered in my head as "E. Coli & Polio".